RANDOM SABER THOUGHTS BY TANYA: I FORGOT TO SAY....

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I FORGOT TO SAY....

another funny thing that happened saturday in calgary.....
a homeless man was walking to car windows while we were stopped at a stop light, he was holding a cardboard sign that said "TOO UGLY TO PROSTITUTE, AND TOO DUMB TO STEAL".............made me laugh enough to give him my whole cup of spare change i had in my truck!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I probably would have given some to him as well! At least he still has a sense of humour! lol Karen C; August 14, 2008 at 3:04 PM
Twink said...: that is as good as the man that sang on Venice beach "jingle jingle all the way.. I need money for beer" got to love the honesty.; August 14, 2008 at 8:27 PM

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YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY.....here is what i learned today

JUNE 10/09 today from two nurces i learnt about the body cavity...that if you have a leak in your bowel (prefferation) it leaks into the surrounding sak and the toxins are absorbed by the blood. I didn't know there was a sak areound the organs, and was unclear of the dynamics of the "CAVITY" part of the body. i THEN also learnt that this same nurse thought that the showhome at the stampede grounds was a REPLICA!?!?! perhaps i still do not have the proper informatin about the body cavity!! HA AH
April 30, 2009 I learnt today that the guy who owns ORIENTAL GRILL is NOT named Keith....but is called Richard
Nov 18/08 i have learnt that having your ovaries removed can raise your chance of getting breast cancer
Oct 21/08 that SAXX underware are both soft and sexy!
October 14/08 in helping a friend out with a lousy renter...i learnt that if you get your gas turned off..or just need to reconnect a new account..it costs around $300 in fees to get started!!!
October 12/08 I learnt that my sister is pregnant with a little surprise due in April
august 10, 2008 i learnt that 1140 flyers are too many!
June 17/08 it is a medical fact that after surgery your memory gets worse.....GOD i hope i never have to have surgery! i would go in for minor repair and come out with full blown amnesia!
June 14/08: although it was not learned today, I was reminded that a lot of fun can be had with a group of lady friends. also i learnt the following 3 things:
1. that "CHODA" is not "YODAS'" sister
2. a "NOTCHO" and a "TAINT" are the same thing...the area on a males body that "TAINT" your balls and it "NOTCHO" ass
3. pole dancing is both fun and a great work out.
There are 6 levels of pole dancing.....and you can buy a portable pole!!
asparagus grows an inch a day...you can litterally watch it grow!
McDonalds cinnamon bites are YUMMY!
the latest thing at a "junior high" dance is the "SNOWBALL"....girls on one side, boys on the other. dj picks girl 1 and boy 1, then when he says you pick new partners until all are dancing

NEW THINGS I HAVE TRIED

may 9 2009 experienced an allergic reation...hope to never do that again
May 9 2009 watched roller derby...not what i expected but glad to have gone
reading a classic.....I QUIT!!
Sept 19, 2008...riding in a zorbe ball at COP...FUN!!!
august 11/08 i tried to cook and eat eggplant....GROSS!!
working out with a trainer.....GOOD
June 18/08 humas...texture is so gross i can't eat it!
june 16/08 Norm's stop and go gas stop, Irricanna, 24 flavors of soft serve...23 to go! i tried "pistacio nut" (it had no nuts)
june 14/08 pole dancing.....recommend it
Disneyland California........so fun i cannot think of a word great enough.
River Side Cafe resturant......cabin decor, beautiful placed in Princess Island park, tasty, but very expensive