LOSER

well dispite all the "putting it out there".........not only did i not win the childrens home lotto show home, i won nothing!

ENDINGS

SO HERE ARE 2 OF THE "END" RESULTS FROM THE PHOTO SHOT.

they say a picture says a thousand words........

I'm hearing "going blonde wasn't the smartest thing you ever did, and have you ever heard of the word DIET?"

*other endings this week...........finished my colonics treatments. in the end i can say i do feel better, as the pain in my left side from lodged feces is gone. i do feel overwhelmed with how to properly give my body nutrients......acidic vs alkiline.....

*my friend is ending here time here in Strathmore....sad to see her go. Mel is moving with her family to Lloydminister................i see a road trip!

(why is Lloyd spelled with two L's?? heavy on the "Le" sound??

*end to the blonde hair.........stacey helped my apply a semi-permanent brown color all over. considering saying good-bye to the length, and hello to a sassy short style..........

*approaching the end of july which will bring our 15th wedding anniversary and my sons 10th birthday. a nice ending to the month i would say.

*my short work week has ended. had many laughs working in the spa with michelle. have i mentioned i love my job? had some big tippers this week so that was fun!

*would like to "END" this drout of lack of visiting with freinds..........it seems like forever since i have spent time with my friends.............

*am ending this post........looking forward to this weekend with the "end" baseball tournament, and a new start for our friends with their wedding on saturday.........

CATCHING UP

well time flies.........what a few days! where to begin!?
well i am no longer blonde........or more accurately white with shades of orange with an intentional "highlite" piece of black RANDOMLY placed in the "bang".........NOT SO SABER.
my friend scrapbook stacy, said my hair resembled a character from "silence of the lambs"....no not Clarice.............the creepy kidnapping guy making himself a human skin suit! NICE!! (see picture at the top)

now my head is playing host to a mirage of colors, but at least i am not looking so creepy!

started my colonic treatments........my body doesn't look like the last posted picture either, it too resembles a character from "silence of the lambs".......again not Clarice....but the "chubby" girl the freak kidnapped............i like to keep my looks within ONE scene of a movie! not sure what to say about these treatments........shall keep you posted.

had a LARGE scare this week with a phone call from my neighbour while I was in the city having left the kids at home. long story short,i almost experienced a heart attack, Liam experienced being placed firmly on a backboard and an ambulance ride, 10 x-rays, and a spinal response test, my daughter and good friend banlges stacey also got to experience an ambulance ride, and in the end we are all fine!!!
thanks to all the first responders of Strathmore, Dr McNeeley, and all hospital staff.

tomorrow my husband and i are subjecting ourselves to having our pictures done. i am not a fan of seeing myself in pictures, a self-esteem thing i guess, but to me an avoidance of looking at the ROLLS!!...........anyway, it is our 15th anniversary at the end of the month and we have not had our pictures alone since our wedding. we shall see. i will post them when i get the disc from the photographer.




oh and i guess i could share the story where i put my foot so deep in my mouth i brused my uvula........................
through facebook i found out that one of my old highschool friends is getting married this summer for the THIRD time! (we are 35 years old).....so since my client this week was being the bridesmaid for the second time..........i thought i would share that info about my friend. adding to it that i don't understand why one would get married 3 times! how about just date till you break up saving the wedding money and the divorce fees.

she then said......(wait for it....) "I am the third wife of my husband"

OF COURSE SHE IS!!! KIND OF LIKE IT WAS THE DOG OF THE MAN THAT STOPPED TO HELP ME, THAT I RAN OVER AND KILLED!

my life is just so saberly radomly funny that way!

THE NEW ME

WELL, until i take a self photo and dig out the cord that connects to my computer and download it...... this will give you an idea of how i look now with my new BLONDE hair .......

the body will follow......after my "treatment" tomorrow!

"MY LIFE" by DR. SEUSS

REALLY!!!!....who would of thought that you could make this innocent book "XXX" rated???
well my loving, darling, with an over matured sense of humor for his tender age of 7, can! thats who!!
if you own this book, you may remember that letter "H" is taught on page 20.
it goes like this....

BIG H
little h
Hungry. Horse.
Hay.
Hen in a hat.
Hooray!
Hooray!

yeah ! i know what is the big deal?? well i have laughed hard in my life.....lots....but this gave me the giggles! my son was having a hard time with the word horse, so as an attempt to help him i covered all of the word except the "or"......."or" he said. "now add the "h" sound i encouraged!
"hor" he said........then gasped........then yelled to his father...."dad! mom made me say a bad word! she made me say "whore"!!!

and it didn't get any better with "whore-ray" either!!

well that is what made me laugh yesterday! looking forward to see what makes me laugh today!!

TODAY IN A NUT SHELL.....SUNFLOWER NUT SHELL TO BE EXACT

so as i was sitting and waiting for a propane refill.....i sat stareing at the large canadian flag over at the Husky........then wondered how many times do they have to replace the flag??

also wondered why the sun affects the effect of alcohol so fast.........

also want any feedback from anyone who has experienced "colonics"........if you don't know what that is.........you haven't experienced it.

HEARD OF AND EXPERIENCED THE MARVEL OF THE PORTABLE MARGARITA MACHINE...thanks stu.

A RANDOM QUESTION

I was wondering what you all did when you found yourself with nothing to do.
i had a strange feeling today. i finished the laundry and the ironing yeaterday. went with Jason and did the grocery shopping, had cleaned the bathrooms for sundays dinner guests, and finished the last book in my series. i had nothing to do and it made me feel uncomfortable.

what do you guys do?? i felt like i needed to find something to do. i tried to find a book to read, checked to see if i felt like repainting my wall.....bad timing...too close to dinner and the wall i want to paint(again for the 4th time) is in the kitchen, i tried my hand at guitar hero until liam wanted to go shopping for a bike. and here i am again, having cleaned off the table after dinner with nothing to do...........an anxiuos feeling i have. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???????

really, if you want to make 2 lists:......1) what to do when you have nothing to do, 2) things that are wrong with tanya..............see that will give me something to do....fix all the wrongs!